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brunhiddensmusings:

sarcasmgal-blog:

quasi-normalcy:

ceevee5:

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I fear a fresh wave of the plague

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Update from twitter

i want to explain to people- the lower bit is accurate

you probably pay way more in taxes/rent then a medieval peasants well as have less time off of work

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galaxianbitch:

mothernatureslonelyson:

How do i articulate how fucking Premium this content is

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theglintoftherail:

castillon02:

huffle-puffen:

the-rain-monster:

funnytwittertweets:

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Get hot water, not boiling hot but almost hotter than you can stand, and put a metal spoon in it for a few seconds. Take the spoon and put it against the mosquito bite for about 30 seconds. Do it a few times if you like. The proteins that cause the itching are susceptible to heat and break down.

WHY DON’T THEY TEACH THIS SHIT I have four decades of suffering from skeeter bites behind me

One study on 146 individuals treated with a Bite-Away heat pen found similarly effective results from heat treatment; thankfully, spoons dunked in water cost way less than the Bite-Away’s 30 bucks.

You can also blast the bite with a hair dryer - learned this from my mom and it works great

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rudeteens:

dizzolving:

neuroxin:

dizzolving:

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never forget

what is that peanus even supposed to be tho??

It’s supposed to be a rock with a fireman’s hat on top 😬

POV Minecraft steev looking down at his dong

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violetsandshrikes:

if i was an animal and i knew i was being observed and researched i would do something super fucked up. but only once. never again. ruin their lives. keep them guessing.

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augustheart:

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

augustheart:

Tumblr tags reading "liking Taylor Swift is punk."ALT

you guys just say sentences

I mean it is sorta counter cultural to admit you’re a swifty on tumblr these days

no it isn’t. hope this helps

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bewbin:

bewbin:

i dont smoke cigarettes but they should let me have a smoke break where i burn stuff behind the restaurant

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i want my food ONLY prepared by this man

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abetterknife:

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time to manifest this

update: unfortunately, the game did not reach the mythical 5OT but on the other hand, the panthers won and keep winning which means at least we get victory rats…

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The story of the rats goes back to Oct. 8, 1995. Prior to a game against the Calgary Flames, a rat appeared in the Panthers’ locker room in the old Miami Arena. Former Panthers’ captain Scott Mellanby jumped up, grabbed a stick, and smacked the pesky rodent against a wall. Later that night, Mellanby scored two goals, leading then Panthers’ goalie John Vanbiesbrouck to quip, “He scored a rat trick”.

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charlesoberonn:

I’m sorry. Your url is amazing. But you’re still a bot.

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monkeychewtoy:

werewolf1992:

the-tavros-nitram:

lzbth:

LOOK HOW MANY FLYERS HAVE BEEN STUck on tHIS LAMPOST?? germans are crazy

there is no lamp post its pure flyer

You could carbon date this to the ice age

peeling back layers until I reveal martin luther’s 95 theses

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